All Men Are Rapists!


That warm smile on a man’s face, the one he has when he first meets a woman for a date, belies his true intentions: RAPE. I know, because it happened to me. Back when I was a 170 pound twig I went to the movies with a boy from high school. He was tall, thin, and handsome — a nice homely boy, or so I thought. But I was never the same again after he took advantage of me. From that point on I discovered the true evil that lurks within all men.

Let me tell you sisters, all men are disgusting animals, PIGS!  Every time a man sees a woman, he undresses her in his mind, and that is the first offense. It’s the precursor to rape; he is premeditating rape. Even if he doesn’t go through with it, he has the mind of a rapist. It’s no different from a man pointing a gun at you. He shows intent even if he fails to pull the trigger. Don’t be fooled.

When I was date raped, I was just sitting next to this… what I thought was a man, this monster. I was sharing a bucket of popcorn with him when all of the sudden I felt his dick in the bucket. Then he grabbed me and tried to force himself on top me. From that day on I told myself I’d never, ever, ever let that happen to me AGAIN! I gained a few pounds since then to ward off creeps and their creepy stares; and surprisingly it hasn’t hurt my sex life too much — I’m still a hot sex goddess, I just appeal to men of a different skin tone. And if a man dares to touch me, I can turn around and shove him to the ground and sit on his face!

Call it reverse rape if you want, I call it justice.

532 thoughts on “All Men Are Rapists!

  1. So do you prefer stabbing, hacking or simply burning your dad, brother, male cousins,your possible son, possible son in law, your grandfather, uncles, male teachers?
    Since they too are apparently rapists.
    You need serious help… Wouldn’t want to find you in Syria working with ISIS someday.

      • Sadly, this isn’t satire. This mindset is common among feminists. This girl needs help, this is a form of paranoid psychosis.

    • Well, I believe that all men are rapists, even dads, because they like to hug their daughters for some strange reason, and they always want to have their daughter’s boyfriend to kiss up to and beg up to him. The these same men cheat on their wives, while the sons hide this info for their mothers.

      Yeah all men are potential rapists. If most of the world had not adopted rules and law and order, men would go crazy and be out of control sexually. It would not be sad for any female.

      Watch how they talk on the websites on he Internet that always tell women to respect and be submissive. Read the evil, low down language that men use as they write when females come on those sites to defend the female gender. Ladies, you all better open your eyes and see men for what they really are.

      • You accused us of something the majority is not and you are being sexist yourself. If we really oppress you tell me how you can accuse and make us face 20 years to life and when it comes comes out that it was false we are still demonized. We can’t get our life back and to say all of us are rapist is discrimination do you know us all no wonder why the the guy responded the way he did. You are not being careful with your words if you have a son are you calling him a rapist based on what happened to you (allegedly) do treat him worse than your daughter. And I’m allowed to be sceptical about your story your one of those people who blame a whole group of people for things that may have not or did happen but I’m not obligated to be believe without evidence (like lie about the wage gap). Because what if I blamed that the reason that all don’t see their children because evil run and make them pay and lie to the courts you be whining about how hateful I am against a women you have no obstacle in front and you never did so drop the demeaning and hypocritical attitude.

        Your one because you want to talk about how you women are demeaned in society by mean but your doing the exact same thing by calling us all rapist you really have to be a bit of an fool. You talked about how men cheated on women when that’s not true the it’s the a few year 1 in 3 fathers on the birth certificate were not the biological father so explain that to me or am I a lying man just like your an misguided, spiteful, evil, twisted female supremacist.

      • You are very twisted the that fathers hug their daughters is because they love them you douche bag okay w by do mothers hug their sons oh they are all sexual predators. You don’t know what I think so shut you don’t know pist everybody is Jean don’t make up lies about men when they go for your damn liberties and your defense. Should we all be matriarchal hell no you Nazi. Comparison between feminism and the Nazis are very similar they lied to their people, they blamed people for their problems, they wanted to take a rights of a group of people and the list goes on Nazis bombed places suffragettes did the same thing. Who sinned first? You shouldn’t have any rights to speak I don’t like your ideologies this is why we shouldn’t have feminism it brainwashed people turns into monstrous whores who don’t know what they are talking about and are hypocritical you want to say “men should not blame feminist for their problems” but the exact same to us blaming female problems we have nothing to do with as gender labeling all of us your all hypocrites.

      • I’m saving Jean’s post so I can rub it in the face of Feminists who claim Feminism isn’t misandry or sexist.

      • Very true,sister.the more i accept that men are evil and immoral,the better my life has become

      • Going by your own logic, then all women are also potential rapists. Isn’t everyone a potential everything?
        Please, shut the fuck up.
        p.s ( I would say that to a man as well if they said something so obtuse, equality for the win!)

  2. Fuck off, literally just fuck off, okay? How dare you label us guys as twisted sexual demons who are nothing but cruel pigs. Yeah, sorry if you have dated a couple of douchebags who can’t keep their bullocks in their boxers, I honestly understand your pain and how it feels like, BELIEVE ME. But that is a few guys out of like billions on this planet, and you have NO right to label us all based on merely a few you’ve met. Yeah, if someone were to date a few assholes, it is natural they would think all guys are like that, but we are not all these monsters ok, we have hearts, and have morals. Don’t forget, that egit you dated in high school was practically teenager, and he was a twat. I am honestly a respectful gentleman, many guys are actually are, it is just the minority who haven’t the balls to restrain themselves, but some of us CAN. Some of us guys open doors, show kindness, love, trust, generosity, and selflessness, NOT because it gets us closer to having sex, its because we actually give a damn about you women, ok?
    So don’t go around labelling us all like you are some queen who knows everything because you know jack squat about all of us guys.

    • First of this is fake. Second tons of men say awful things about women and most of them are serious. And many blame all women despite the fact that knowing everyone is impossible. Just explore YouTube and Reddit a little. They do it FAR more than I’ve ever seen women do. And what these men fail to see or refuse to admit is that plenty of men act in a similar fashion to the bad women they’ve known or heard about. That there are men that are just as selfish, vindictive and egotistical as the women they speak about. But they refuse to admit women have been hurt too or that there are good women out there (In a sexist Reddit thread one guy said “Some women are wonderful and selfless” and another guy said “They shouldn’t be praised for meeting the minimum standard”. Then the first guy agreed. Like WTF?! So even the best women are not good enough?! I see this sort of talk all the time. These men truly believe they are ethically superior to women). There is a whole pseudo psychology movement talking about ‘female nature’ which is ridiculous because it doesn’t even exist. Yes there are some ‘female’ characteristics and male ones but we have both. People have a mix of male AND female brains. To have a brain that is fully male or female is extremely rare.

      The FACT is that people are not inherently good or bad. We have our faults but we also have amazing things about us. Some of us have more faults than others but none of us are perfect. We make mistakes and we hurt each other. This is a fact of life. What matters is the ability to grow from our mistakes. To be responsible, accountable and to self reflect. Scientific studies have shown that human beings are all selfish to some degree (it’s in our nature) but we also have the drive to work together and to care for each other. Studies have also shown our subconscious controls us more than we realize and that decisions are emotionally not logically based. But this doesn’t mean we are slaves to our emotions or our desires and that we cannot advance. We all can. We all have the ability to think with logic. There is no scientific proof that men as a whole are more logical than women but that most PEOPLE are less logical than they believe. Also many people don’t even know what logic is. But we must try to obtain a higher level of thinking.

      And often when people hurt us it was without malicious intention because they may be too wrapped up in their own pain or that we don’t understand each other’s needs, we fail to clearly communicate our needs, or we are simply incompatible and have a different way of thinking. Because we too often see what we want in our relationships and make up in our minds how we think it should be rather than how it really is. This is why many people in online relationships are often disappointed after spending time together in person. Because they were living in a fantasy.
      Coexisting with others takes work, compromised and cooperation. And even with all that there is still the potential of failure. This is just how we are. Believing that all men or all women are bad just doesn’t work. It doesn’t work to be totally naive either. Just realize that people are simply people and we all have the potential to behave in a way that is bad or good.

      • In case you didn’t know, those “Misogynistic PIGS” on social media are actually 12 year olds fucking with you.
        And when you say most men, many men, all men, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION FROM???? There is no study, no data, no anything that proves any of what you said. Just your own asinine opinion that makes the case for all feminists even worse.

        Now get back in the kitchen.

        P.s. that was obviously satirical, please don’t get any more triggered.

      • I don’t know how this “j” or how he was able to cope my LOGO, but I happen to agree with… some of what he said. AND to “j” where did you get your info from???

      • Wake up and see reality. Women please… do not be deceived by the lies and doctrines that men and fake Biblical wives, put on the Internet. Be strong ladies.

        Men are the real sluts. Anyone can see that. Men are the ones who are always looking for some sex and hopping from bed to bed, while trying to get women to do degrading acts. Ladies, do not allow men to call you bitch, slut, whore, or any of those type words, and get away with it. Straighten his words out right then. Men are much more loose than women. They cannot place those words on us and you all better not let them do this. Don’t accept those words.

        Sex is always on their minds and they are always hunting. Then have the nerve to low rate women.

        Women we need to speak up. Stop being docile. Do not let your husband, dad or boyfriend boss you. Your mother, not your dad, is the most important parent so talk to her about how to turn those and other ugly words back on men! Mom knows.

      • What I did was make an example this really shows how stupid you are women also go bed to bed what are you women angels who haven’t done wrong please. Have ever heard of the story boudicca she was a female leader who ended up being a terrorist by killing people who did no wrong to her by killing indiscriminately. You say the mother is the most important parent but whose gonna end up beating their child mothers of course. You’re extremely ignorant entitled and sexist by biblical definition I would be in every right to call a whore because there’s two meanings to in the way it describes a shore. One is the one that’s extremely promiscuous and extremely sexual working in a sex industry’s and the other is an selfish entitled evil what I’m talking about now is the attitude and I even implied that it was an it was extremely obvious. You are a cancer and you like to hurt people who haven’t done anything to you, you a re the real whores of society going on your stupid slut walks and you feminist also attack men when they go to discuss men issues like you want those issues to remain Jean. Men are the real sluts well tell how 1 in 3 men 6 years ago around that time that men on birth certificates were not biological father you have no statistics to men abuse their children more well as I have evidence to women abuse their kids more, you have no statistics on men cheating on their wives more well as I do with the birth certificate statistic you have nothing now answer my question who sinned first and messed the world up? Answer that because it will go well against your stupid opinion and ignorant point but the reason you’ve not replied to me personally just implicated me is because you somehow think you’re better than me I’m way younger than you and I’m smarter too your just one of those lying cowarding dogs all bark no bite.

      • All women are sexual predators especially female teachers. do you see the the problem well you are but I agree example on this one if you’re gonna label us rapist well your sexual predators due female teachers having sex with under aged students such whores what they are teaching is disgusting.

      • If you act like it they call you it and call you out in what you say, do, and think we are responsible for our own action but there are things that can lead to chain events I can acknowledge that (like when you provoke people like you have been doing) however if you don’t want to be called by the truth when you act a certain way you don’t deserve great respect you don’t deserve to be treated like hero its the way you think and things you say and that will lead to people personally labeling you if can’t the truth you are a venomous type human being don’t come bother us with your evil ideologies. I agree its bad to call a woman a whore when she not its bad to call her a slut when she’s not but in your case its totally acceptable on personality level and thought process just use the bible to analyse your personality because it talks of it and not in a very good way I will just take the time to warn you now not very good your compared prostitutes your compared murderous queens, villains demons, a sin to the human race (not you as a women your hate for your fellow man that’s what it means so don’t be like that saying it’s sexist it’s all sexist because that gets over used by a lot by feminist aircon, to slut walks and all that crap).

    • You must be ridiculously stupid what if I said all women are sexist money hungry thieves who only want to get pregnant so someone can pay for them and on top of that they are shores bleeding men dry. Your obviously gonna have a problem with that connotations don’t say that and please just take that back because as a young man myself a very young one I don’t need demonizing you feminist really need to take a good look at women and yourself because who is condoning false rape accusations its you (which this probably is and I repeat I am allowed to be sceptical) what you promote is innocent until proven you wish to see women who have lied about rape go to prison for it. Let pay something on you that you might not like which parent is well abuses their children more that would be mothers because households containing children are mostly women so negate that or negate that 6 years ago 1 in 3 men whose names were on the birth certificate were not the biological fathers of their this thing about demonizing demeaning women is nonsense and this idiot who wrote this article to show her brave testimony is well has been caught out lying defend that so if you want me to make a stereotype then I will just to annoy you. Women especially feminist are lazy sexist witches who declare themselves strong and independent but yet need men to pay for no feminist say it’s their obligation too with alimony and child support they need to lay down to secure their financial future because they are too lazy to do it themselves. Now you may see this as sexist but what doing is showing you why you shouldn’t label people because its not true is it. Feminism is the true evil in the world that cries the mythical wage gap rape culture and toxic masculinity why in the world would you try make boys them being themselves is threatening to women because it’s not accept it you sexist cancer.

      • Joseph, buddy, you need to fuckin chill with the insults. Sure, their ideas and opinions don’t make any sense and aren’t supported by any facts or studies, but you are just aiding in the belief that all men are rapists, assholes etc….
        Just tell them that they’re wrong, no need for insults.

    This fact that woman rape men is under reported, and very few surveys go about asking the questions. The reason, simply put feminism is not about helping woman at all. In fact it is about shaming woman though not as much as it is about shaming men. In order to cripple a government completely inshore that it has no value. And the only way to do that is to make shore everyone believes the lies. A well none person once said “The bigger the lie the more people believe it.” And it is true. Saying woman have been suffering for centuries, ha there are journals written by ancient married roman woman, one account, a woman was walking home from the market to her villa, say a man, she made her caravan stop and she had sex in the bushes with him. Then they went on their own way. Back then it was believed that woman needed sex to stay sane. I think they were right because now all these sexless woman are going crazy without male complain.
    If we want to cure this brain illness we need to allow these women to drown themselves in orgies. Yes to extreme for me but to purge a disease it has to be fought with full force. We must save these helpless women from their over powering sex drive that is destroying their minds. SPERM TO THE RESCUE.

    • That is some bull. . Women do not rape men. A woman cannot rape a man. I am tired of that lie that men are trying to spread. Sit down men and shut up and let women tell about he terrible things men do and stop trying to include women in on your crimes

      • To the no name person, listen dude. if a man is flaccid, limp, shrunken, not erect…….. a woman can try as hard as she wants, but his penis is not going to cooperate and allow her to have sex with him. Now, if he asleep and drugged, then that’s different. She can then have sex with hi and do anything she wants. But if he is a healthy male with normal male strength, she won’t be able to rape him.

        But a man can rape a woman so easily. He has a strength that a woman cannot be matched.

        As far as a female teacher having a sexual relationship with a teen male student, it’s wrong, it’s illegal, and I don’t condone it. BUT, where there are male teen students, in a classroom with a female teacher, the teen boys in her class, will be thinking and dreaming about her sexually. It’s what males do. It’s a biological thing that goes on in males.

        A woman does not have strength to force a man to have sex with her.

      • Beryl the “RAPE:noun1. unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.”
        this means he could be dead, and flaccid and she grinds on his face, that would by definition be rape. if she forces him to finger, or preform oral sex, rape. and the science behind an
        erection is simply just stimulus. In most cases where the male was raped he did ejaculate. that doesn’t mean he enjoyed it, it would be like saying a woman got pregnant from rape so she must have liked it. The body simply did what it was designed to do.
        and if a woman were to hold a gun to a mans head and say “I’m going to fuck you now lay down.” he doesn’t have very meany options. strength is not always a factor.

      • Like the wage gap and rape culture its so came cringe worthy that you believe in such stupid woman lies wake up women especially feminists are the true evils and hoes

      • Like mythical wage gap, that’s completely bull don’t ever use that lie again because it can be easily debunked and you don’t want to like a fool do you is that what seek. Well probably not because you’re a dog that barks rape culture and plays the victim card when someone saysv the truth or something that disagrees you can’t take criticism or someone not believing because the story sounds made up and stupid sad so sad. I want to know one thing is disagreeing with a feminist (the feminazi’s) rape?

      • Joseph please don’t insult dogs like that. These females qualify as monsters not dogs. dogs are nice, loyal and brave, these people are not any of this. So they can be called monsters. Oh and if you want to quote me here please do. “Feminism the New Terrorism.”

      • So I went back and I saw some sexist hypocritical comments by people like jean, n, reta and more it angers me it annoys me do you know who I am what I do and where my mindset is are God because your a very weak one. You explain to me why women like you have never made history and never will it’s because you are pathetic you can never make legacy for yourself you anger me with your sexist attitude you angers me with your hypocrisy it all angers me. Do you know who I am do know how hard I have to work every day and how I have to sweat and bleed I have much and what I have seen makes a what you’ve seen look like granes of sand you have had it easy, you never been raped nothing defeating has ever to you (just for record I have never been raped). Do know how I know the way you think your superiority complex do think your life is worth more than a life a male child’s. You can never make history because women like you are weak and pathetic men make history because we built the buildings made the monuments and found the treasures but you come and say “we were back bones of the creation of this great civilization” when you know you did nothing you just try too steal the glory that’s not yours, you were enabled to say things by us because we granted free speech we have treasured you for years but you can’t do the same. As a human you disgust me coming here talking about how women are saints and the goodness of the of world you disgust me with your sexist attitude it sickening to society who taught this your mothers this what they said to “your a women so you deserve everything and a man is less than you” this is what your mothers taught you and that is bull. You deserve nothing from any one you work for it men did that for centuries you’ve done nothing once fail tour gonna go back to your friends beryl and reta and tell how failed because you know you cannot bite the hand that enabled and to live and to speak because you know it will crush and then your gonna go back to your children and abuse them and you neglect your sons who’ve done no wrong and then you’ll blame it on men and will continue you are too weak to make history and you disgust me jean you sicken me you are ugly at heart because you cannot identify as human you have my anger you can go back to your feminazi organization, your parents, and feminazi god because people like you can never be back bones but you are ugly hags coming to their time of end. You embarrass me and disgrace me as a human because of your ideologies are that of an whore to it greatest extent you don’t deserve life so don’t question anyone else’s filthy deluded who’re (biblical reference bitch).

      • And please do not come out here and say sisters see they are saying that they enabled us speak and to live because if it weren’t for us you women and feminazi’s who agree with them would have no prestige the monuments the buildings the government’s and the legendary men who made things better and progress the world with technology with out us were would your internet be it wouldn’t exist because you women would not have thought of it, how about Google you wouldn’t have thunk that up either. None of these things would exist so don’t call us worthless and useless when we are legends if anybody is useless its women like jean, beryl and reta who done nothing and who are even not trying to improve the world but themselves its women like them and women who agree with them they have done nothing legendary or history worthy men have been the liberators, freedom fighters, and the real heart and soul of the earth the real back bone women have done nothing but try to victimize men in the hated group of feminazi’s and their leader the feminazi Hitler edition.

      • @Joseph,it is true,you men are evil & creeps,us women and girls are waking up from all your lies,and you swearing,making immoral/biblical references and verses won’t change these facts,and yes female is good,male is bad :)……this all in reference to patriachal society(ies),and btw i don’t need to ‘know’ who you are to know you are a creep!!!!

      • Look you n you idiot who prestige to your world is there any
        female on Einstein’s level no there is not no history of such a woman tell me in one way you’ve helped both none so don’t complains and for own decisions and problems force you make those decisions or bring those on you in this modern day and era you should to never bite your equal or the one that fed you. You spoilt if you been raped I will not believe you because I believe evidence and that’s one thing you owe me you that sometimes cannot be proved stick to facts and don’t bring the feminazi one’s because majority if not all are false fact that can be easily disproved.

      • N name one thing a 4 year old boy has done to you nothing name one a 10 year old boy has done to you nothing a 14 year old boy nothing 20 30 40 year olds nothing I dare you just find a woman on Einstein’s level because there isn’t there are men who almost there and there are woman who are almost there as well and just one thing but there is a man on Einstein level and if there is a woman I have not heard of her. But who brings prestige to your country what ever it may have it doesn’t change the fact men built the house you are living in men built your schools men built monuments and when all this was going on what did woman do nothing you want to go on and on about how evil us men are you have everything you could dream of. You see when I am an adult I’m going to have to work for what I can get its tough out there in the real world however you have it a bit easy you got rights that will force your ex to pay for you for his entire life so tell me your being oppressed when you get wife support the majority of the time because your too lazy to look for a job you can sit on your ass and think your entitled to what a man has for himself which is selfish and disgraceful you think your entitled to something you never made or put blood sweat and tears in you are a tragedy of this story because not only do suck you swallow what ever lie the feminazi teach you to preach and its annoying so if you really are that strong and independent don’t ask a man to give you alimony because your not going your own way are you and you’ll be doing what I’ve said leaching off someone else earns which is sad.

      • N don’t reply to me until your on my level because you are nowhere close I’ve said everything I had to down at the bottom of the page read that read it because your gonna think in your mind once your done its gonna be that’s the truth and leave again and I don’t need to know who you are you are irrelevant the only thing I’m questioning is the things that are running through your head I’ve not questioned your existence I have not said you would be better of dead I have not said that you are a foot soldier who has an underdeveloped mind and shouldn’t be around people because you have a venomous personality no one likes that and you don’t deserve respect from any one you deserve to be ostracized by society that’s what you deserve.

      • They are not very good speakers are they just very whiny if we were to hear them speak in public and boys don’t believe the wage gap it’s a woman made lie feminazi’s in fact.

    • Mr./Ms. N
      Your blind hysteria is viewed by 90% of men and woman worldwide as stupid and ridicules. So if you don’t want to attract more people to your cause, you’re doing exactly what you need. But I will agree that I don’t need to know you personally to know what type of person you are. You are a, biased, anti-matriarch, anti-equalist, male hater and female suppressor person that blindly fallows what they believe even after it has been proven false.

  4. This fact that woman rape men is under reported, and very few surveys go about asking the questions. The reason, simply put feminism is not about helping woman at all. In fact it is about shaming woman though not as much as it is about shaming men. In order to cripple a government completely inshore that it has no value. And the only way to do that is to make shore everyone believes the lies. A well none person once said “The bigger the lie the more people believe it.” And it is true. Saying woman have been suffering for centuries, ha there are journals written by ancient married roman woman, one account, a woman was walking home from the market to her villa, say a man, she made her caravan stop and she had sex in the bushes with him. Then they went on their own way. Back then it was believed that woman needed sex to stay sane. I think they were right because now all these sexless woman are going crazy without male complain.
    If we want to cure this brain illness we need to allow these women to drown themselves in orgies. Yes to extreme for me but to purge a disease it has to be fought with full force. We must save these helpless women from their over powering sex drive that is destroying their minds. SPERM TO THE RESCUE.

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  6. I get that this is satire. But I just want to take the opportunity to say that Feminism is rubbish. Accepting that you are a fat unhealthy slob is detrimental to society and longevity of the human species.

    women demand equality but when it comes to having sex with them the large majority lay back take it all in and critique us when we’re done. Males responsibility in life is to protect females and act as the warrior while the female acts as the mother. Both are strong roles and play their part.

    Feminists, in reality, think ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS. Yet they demand so much from us.

    Best advice for all men; stand up for yourselves, don’t cower in public arenas because you feel that standing up to a female is unacceptable. Be calm, wise and strong. These Women are just imbecilic moronic airheads who get media attention. Hell, do you know how many Anti-Feminist females I know? They are 100 time stronger than these Feminist idiots.

    • “women demand equality but when it comes to having sex with them the large majority lay back take it all in and critique us when we’re done”

      Sounds like a personal problem, brah.

      • Because men are selfish love makers. All men w at to do is thrust their penises in some cavity and think they are doing something. That’s why all women laugh at men behind their backs. Even those with small penises.

        Sex is geared to men for their satisfaction because men are selfish and lazy in bed and do not do for women what it takes for some to get satisfied. It is easy for men to get satisfied. . Women can never enjoy sex because men do not give satisfaction, but they take satisfaction.

        So men, stop lying.

      • So Jean, you ever hear of squirting??? ya it takes work to reach it and I’ll admit a lot of men don’t want to take the time to do that for girls or they don’t know how. But calling men greedy, the reason for sex is to put sperm in the vagina to make babies. Squirting doesn’t have a real purpose.

      • Jean stop lying get some statistics and shut up I’m tired of hearing you play the victim card just shut up you damn feminazi if you had the chance to take away men’s human rights you would do it because you don’t see us as human, a human to you is a woman. Your hypocrite and you lie about men why don’t you stop and end your irritating annoying cringe worthy lies shut up. After revealing your nature your true nature you don’t deserve respect you deserve hatred, disgust, isolation from everybody but instead your allowed to come and say the things you do and you think your entitled to respect because your a woman no you earn respect by giving respect to others and working hard which you obviously don’t but what your doing is not free speech it’s hate speech don’t confuse the in your two dysfunctional deluded mind which is nothing but shallow and weak because you can accept your wrong all the women who have displayed man hating (misandry) who have sons I feel sorry for them you must treat them really badly and go under 40% of women who abuse their children.

    • Women.
      When a man starts cussing at women and calling women names and body shaming us? That tells you a lot about what kind of person he is.

      • Finally a statement we agree on, those guys either have low self-esteem or are just jerks, neither is an excuse though.

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  8. When I was 19 and still a virgin, a slightly older co-worker in a kitchen had the hots for me. I was too naïve and too busy to recognise that she had just walked up to me to kiss me. My slow reaction to realise the situation made her embarrassed and we didn’t talk for the rest of our shift. The next day the male boss came to confront me at home, but as I was ignorant to his intentions my innocent body language put him off, so he just sacked me. She must of said that I tried it on with her. Fast forward 20 years and I get accused of coming onto another co-worker, but luckily another young female co-worker witnessed what actually took place, so the accuser got into trouble. A female boss tried to get another female co-worker to re-write a complaint letter lying about my involvement in an accident. She refused, and told me about it at a later time. More recently another female co-worker accused me of hitting a disabled client. As this worker was already well known for causing trouble to people she didn’t like, and the disabled client could speak for themselves, it didn’t go anywhere. So………….Do I think all women are lying bitches? Hell no!

  9. Im calling bullshit on everything you said, firat off the dick in the popcorn bucket is so overdone its sad second what man who is in his rite mind would attempt to throw himself on a women in a movie theater with other viewers cameras and being in public the obvious fact of cops. Being that you did not call them either shows your a lying misandrist. To claim that all men are rapist let me give some incite to my life. My girlfriend at the time went off b control and did not tell me i figured it out and starting useing condoms i woke up one morning and she was ontop it was too late too she was pregnant. 3 months after my daughter was born who at the time i did not want but utterly fell in love with once i held her mom took off without any reason why. This fathers day i wantex a hamburger so i called in an order carried my daughter into redeobbin where a group of women were protesting fathers day on my way out i started getting hit with water ballons and then i saw one hit my 1 and a half year old girl in the face before those mouth foaming monsters that claim to be women shoved me causeing me to fall to the ground and my daughter ro tumble out of my arms and of course because this society will not punish women equally like they punish men the cops would bot even back up the red robim manager when he told them to leave instead they hit him woth water baloons as wee. Your misandrist possy is responsible for fracturing my wrist and my daughter is having a small plate installed to repair the bridge of her nose because of people like you. I will no longer with hold my self when you misandrist nut cases attack my daughter and i again, i wil knocm ever misandrist bitch out that attempts to even touch my daughter. Women woth anysort of bias towards men should never ever be allowed to be parents and fhat opinon i also apply to men that have a bias to women. People like you are the reason why this stuff is propigated and continuez to be an issue when everyone else is just living their life taking care of their family then people like you show up and put my 1.5 year old in the hospital requiring facial reconstuctive surgery and you wonder why the rest of society doesnt give a damn about your bullshit opinio.

    • Typical male response. Call her a liar. Because all women lie about rape right? You learned that from a voice for men?

      • Sass… you didn’t even read what James jonh said did you. Calling a woman a liar is wrong, but pelting a man with water-balloons (physical assault) and then pushing him to the ground, (again physical assault) is a. o. k. Ya if any of the girls.. or guys even i know had that happen to them that crowd would be cuffed and march off at gun point.

      • Well a lot of women lie about rape he is angry because he is under attack. It’s a typical female to not take responsibility for their own like men should treat them like babies take responsibility for your own actions. The reason why earned less is because you went into scrappy job don’t blame me or any for choice because I’m 12-14 years old is my fault that you went into a scrappy job no stop blaming patriarchy and take responsibility for your choices in life it’s my to take the blame for going into a scrappy job. Moral of this segment take responsibility for your actions unless you got tricked its nobodies fault apart from you and the trickster.

      • Come on… the man was raped. Don’t blame the victim for the crime. yes he shouldn’t have been with her and yes he SHOULD have gone to the police on three different accounts but it was rape, and physical assault.

      • You want to talk about typical responses this is one when women are angry with a male because he didn’t do what she wanted or get what she wanted or another stupid reasons the typical response is to call rape and play the victim (feminazi’s of course). These people act as if they are so disadvantaged that its ridiculous and plane sad because its like they want people to do things for them and on top of that there are people here that are so stupid that they consider each others words (hate speech, hypocrisy, lies, and ignorance) that of wisdom those people are pathetic and I do believe that their parents single moms filled their ears with so much crap that it was easy for feminism to make them foot soldiers. That’s an extremely good theory that’s believable and the evidence is their personality even though it’s circumstantial evidence its blatantly obvious to the point its extremely believable.

  10. I was sexually assaulted by a half dozen people and they happen to be all female. The earliest experience came when I was three and it went on until I was 5 or 6. And just when I thought things were getting better I also have (another woman) elementary teacher abuse me. Years later I told some of my friends, “Do you remember Mrs. Xxx?” and they all thought i was “lucky” – because I’m a guy.

    I grew up having extreme anxiety and today I have to take high dosages of Effexor. For some time I was a real misogynist. Eventually I learned several things most importantly that there’s no greater feeling than to forgive. And that many women are good, which I validated by making a lot of female friends.

  11. Just because someone rape you doesn’t mean all men are rapist. I understand how it feels. Yes, some men can’t control their d*cks but some men CAN. None of my friends are rapist, so does my dad, my uncles, my grandfather, my cousins, or my teachers. It’s just unfair to say that all men are rapist just because one of them rape you

    • All men are rapists and if there weren’t rules, our own dads and brothers would lose control. Why do you think men molest. They are animals.

      • The only other animal that has sex for pleasure are dolphins. Real men don’t want to have sex with children let alone their child. however if their were no rules woman and some men would go crazy… some people would attack each other just for the fun but most would still find that appalling. Who do you think gave the definition to rape in the first place??? MEN. yes they asked their wives to help define the definition but they put it in place and upheld the law because it disgusts us.

      • No no no, you’ve said another thing that is not supported by any studies or data. I’ve seen a common theme in your posts that you don’t provide links, while “most” of the men do. I put quotations around most because I haven’t read all of the comments, and didn’t just assume everyone was educated enough to do that.
        Going by your logic, again,
        Women can molest. Women can drug and RAPE a man.
        Woman can sexually torture a man, (so can a man as well.)
        All women are potential rapists and sure, all men are potential rapists, because there is a potential for everything.
        Please stop being so obtuse.

  12. women are pigs i was raped by a women pig thing she slithered up to me and stole my soul… no stfu this didnt happen and if it did get help rather than making yourself unhealthy and posting it… you focking feminist

    • That’s a man made lie that you sorry behind men try to get people to believe.

      Ladies, don’t fall for that lie. Women cannot rape strong behind men. His oenis has to be erect for her to get in inside and if she is hurting him, do you really believe that he will be erect? . Get some sense ladies and do not believe the lies that men tell.

      There’s something really selfish and evil in men. Look how they rape and cheat and degrade women and call women names, the have the nerve to write articles and books on the Internet about what a woman is supposed to do for a man and how she is supposed to be submissive to his evil behind and how she is supposed to fix herself up when he is fat, old, gray, and ugly himself.

      • And nothing evil in women because I will tell you the picture you are painting is women are saints when you know they are not women have done horrible things to men as well.

      • Are you fat, old and gray because people (men) don’t want to go out with women who look like that and you blame us for that perception when you imagine what your man should look like and undress him in your disgusting mind of pointless hateful mind well if your allowed to do that (imagine what your man should look like and undress him in your mind then…) men should have an right to imagine their dream girl. What your saying is women should be able to pick and choose men as they please and the man can’t say no to that want you want are slaves to make you sexually happy and fulfill your disgusting sexual desires and fantasies.

      • the bible and other patriachal religions are just lies made up by men,who are the evil ones,us women are good

      • So all of history his evil because men wrote it… so we should just UN-invent everything man made. K, no more pc, phone, car, internet, paper, HEY no more ways for woman to bash men because language is… shocker… MAN MADE. This would still work in our favor.

      • If your really that good go make me some breakfast mate if your really that good wash my dishes if your really that good why do accuse false rapes on men who don’t want to be with you if your really that good why do hurt your children more if you are really that good why do use system to hurt men if you are really that good why do make men pay for kids that aren’t theirs. You see the thing you fail to understand in your feminazi world naivety is that there’s good and evil in everything not one thing is perfect you got to understand that and especially in woman because there was a woman who killed her daughter’s just to get back at her ex partner because he didn’t want to be with her anymore and there was some marriage problems as well but the main point is she killed her children in spite which is an evil disgusting thing to do which a woman did so tell me is that not evil or is it good she killed her kids if you come up with some kind of excuse then you can go back to your feminazi kkk meetings because it’s something that cannot be excused.

      • Praise mill our lord and saviour who would demolish these people instantly praise him.

      • What about women like jean and n is good what is good about people like them their hypocrisy is that what makes them good I see they really are that twisted, they don’t want to be body shamed or given any type of shame but shame other people’s belief that really good but then somehow proclaim they are good they if we are talking about who sinned first he is right it was a woman who sinned first. Nothing good ever comes out of hypocrisy ever the fact that they find it so offensive that someone questions their belief but do the exact same to others its just makes me speechless in fact. Feminism is just a bunch with extremists in the group who attack churches attack male rights attack boys for who they and their individuality and things they generally have no control over feminism is nothing but a terrorist movement with extremists who are so misguided to the point they think their good I’m also around the same age as the guy and is he far more intelligent than these things known or if can barely called human but the thing is they are apparently the opposite sex women which is really bad and some how they are meant to be naturally smarter including over a child or I put it children which they are not.

        Women are no where near good what so ever they’ve done evil things as well child abuse, child abduction, frauds paternity fraud making someone pay (man) for a child that’s not his and if your a feminist and a mother as well with you cannot be a good mom because your mind is about blaming men for everything what if your child is male you are going to have to drop one keep the other because its going to destroy knowing your blaming your own son for something that isn’t his fault probably something that was your own decision not anyone else’s.

  13. If feminism were to stop saying lies and misconstrue facts we wouldn’t have idiots that write this deal that label us sexual demons we are all human at the end of the day and every human has sexual desires and needs. I don’t like to be labeled because it’s not fair what she gonna do next go in and say all boys are evil and tell the small children that they should be ashamed of their existence what she going to do next after a boy says she’s stupid hit them beat them to the ground because she feels people should accept her view and her view is the only view I mean if she has a son she is going to be likely to abuse him theblood boy.

  14. I just really hate feminist ignorance its annoying it’s with the idiot wrote this Jean and who encouraged her to do this is retarded on every level this is just the root of hate I am very sceptical just because her story doesn’t make sense “in a theatre” right while people were there I seriously think they would have helped you I think you are lying well that’s my opinion anyway. She would really mistreat her son.

    • Child done by parents 50.7% done by mothers 47% by fathers we hurt our children less than you mothers ah I see why they call it mothers love some at least.

    • Its not ignorance but flat out lies. This is propaganda to get what they want. And if you do it enough eventually people think its real. So lets back lash with FACTS.

    • Just stop for a minute. One woman who is obviously still very damaged posts this – well maybe two – the writer and Jean – and you contribute this to feminism. This isn’t feminism. I am so sick of people saying this is feminism. There are always extremists in every group. They don’t define the group. All over the internet I see both men and women saying this and it makes me so angry and sad. The younger girls don’t understand and don’t actually read anything by feminists and they disavow it. No matter how many men and women write that this isn’t feminism they are told they don’t understand what feminism is. Feminism is the movement of equal rights between men and women. Period. It was started a long time ago when women got the right to vote and own property. It was called women’s suffrage back the. It continues today because there is still some inequality. If there were none then we would have as many women in public office and high management positions as men. Not all of that can be explained by women taking time off to have children and the reasons and issues are much more subtle now.

      This whole identification of feminism as meaning women are blaming men or that all men are rapists is not real. I don’t agree with the supposition that started this – all men are potential rapists. It is so easily taken out of context and puts the focus in the wrong place. If you read articles on it you would know it was started to explain to men how women felt vulnerable in a situation when they were alone with a man, especially a strange man, because they were always aware of the potential of being raped – not that all men were rapists but that any situation could turn into that. The ones still saying things like that tagline think it at least brings things to a talking point but they don’t get that it has gone completely wrong and no one is talking about what they want but talking about how women think all men are rapists which very few do.

      The author of this article and some of the commentors obviously fall into that group and you are arguing with women that are in a very bad place. Maybe it was recent for them. Maybe they have had some extremely bad luck. For me, that feeling only lasted about a year. Once the rage and fear died down I slowly went back to normal. I am aware of the danger but 25 years have past.

      It would be nice if I could wave a wand and people would read and understand what feminism really is. It would be nice if the men who think this could take a step back and look at what most women are saying but I doubt that will happen soon either. In fact, I think most of the younger women don’t even understand it because they believe the hype and derision. It would be nice if I could write this and just press submit without worrying that I would get a bunch of backlash.

      • Look lady this isn’t backlash or anything like that just to set record straight feminism has become that the very thing your disagreeing with look at jean and N they are blaming things on men that have nothing to do with men and things that aren’t our fault. We get blamed an hit with the wage gap and rape culture and its simply not fair because are men blaming women for being the majority of the homeless no you don’t see that. Feminism is that at current point and time it’s not what it was because all I hear venomous men are and just for some relief I hope feminists if they truly fight for equality to separate themselves from these people but I don’t. And run through is your praising the feminazi’s that attack and vandalize churches hurting and assaulting the people inside because they don’t agree. Anybody well just men if your a sexist but if you believe in equality your straight away labeled as a feminist I hate that labeling because to feminist have not said one thing about these people therefore with nazi ideologies you by agree with them but not only you say the same lies over and over again. Feminist have made themselves known by making up statistics like 8%of are false estimate is 30-40% not 8.

        And saying all men are potential rapist is a very insulting as well and is not taken out of context by and means that implies we are all unable to control ourselves and are potentially dangerous (it feels like they should be segregation because we can’t trust every man). Its like saying all women are potential sluts you would take great offense to that so understand how we feel because it’s not very good. So if you want us take back some things we said separate yourself from these type people because you find them everywhere in feminism and rallies.

        But one more say a group of knights from some kingdom came and destroyed a town do they represent that kingdom?

      • To Lucy Branson
        Just to point out that every post is labeled and dated. I get the fact that you believe they may have gone through hard ships and suffered, but “If a man is starving does that then give him the right to steel his neighbors bread?” (I think that’s a quota but I can’t remember were from.) Rape by men on woman is a traumatic experience and people handle it differently, however that doesn’t give the woman the right to blame every man after the event has happened. “Two wrong DO NOT make it right.” It just compounds itself.

    • Men are the cancer and evil,no wonder as society is becoming more feminized theirs less wars because female =good,male=evil.answer why society is becoming more civilized and better as us women are being freed from you creeps,this is just the beginning,soon we wont have to look at your filthy faces and penises ewww

      • Ya men are the cancer that invented, expanded and produced items that are now everyday things. It was the evil man that landed on the moon, discovered radio waves and keep finding ways to better our lives. It was the cruel man that found the cure for hundreds of thousands of diseases. It was the disgusting man that found ways for men and woman to reproduce A sexually, and have kept societies together instead of driving them to extinction.

        Ya men are so bad they made the world a safer and better place. Shame men for improvement.

        Its people like this that find themselves alone and forgotten because the world kept spinning while they refused to turn with it.You people are confusing but funny

      • If your really that good go make me some breakfast mate if your really that good wash my dishes if your really that good why do accuse false rapes on men who don’t want to be with you if your really that good why do hurt your children more if you are really that good why do use system to hurt men if you are really that good why do make men pay for kids that aren’t theirs. You see the thing you fail to understand in your feminazi world naivety is that there’s good and evil in everything not one thing is perfect you got to understand that and especially in woman because there was a woman who killed her daughter’s just to get back at her ex partner because he didn’t want to be with her anymore and there was some marriage problems as well but the main point is she killed her children in spite which is an evil disgusting thing to do which a woman did so tell me is that not evil or is it good she killed her kids if you come up with some kind of excuse then you can go back to your feminazi kkk meetings because it’s something that cannot be excused.

      • Do you know what these women’s problems is its they think they are all that but in reality there are not as good as they think they are in fact they are hypocrites and even more corrupt than the people they are fighting against. They are extremely simple minded with a narrow perspective they can not understand people and their differences but copy each other and that’s where they get their empowerment from which is sad and the other sad thing is they hang on to lies and deceive themselves instead of going their own way and living their life. They believe that they are the oppressed people and they are brave how can they be brave when they don’t confront other countries in the way they treat women but hang on trivialities that doesn’t make them smart or brave but makes them stupid and cowards (remember that) they should look at countries in Africa not at Europe not at the UK and not at the US either because they treat woman like diamonds and gold the police believe every word that comes out of a females mouth so if there is an argument they don’t take out female its always the male when it comes to rape they arrest the guy based on the females word alone like its evidence they cannot say they are oppressed in any way let these idiots drown themselves in their ignorance we know the truth and we are open minded people.

      • N stay away your harassing us and not only that your committing a crime false slander stay away you narcissistic idiot your unstable god knows what psychic thing your gonna say or do what horrible things you’ll condone stay away your harassing us I will notify the police.

      • This is how you know feminism is cancer people like this making comments like this being hypocritical and going against their goal “equality” man these people are supremacists and they are proud too. Feminism is the true CANCER it MAKES LIES that are harmful to a group of people (men) imagine one the mra’s group’s or organisation saying all women were whores these people N jean and the other filthy remnants will be outraged saying women are not like that and would be certified hypocrites because you would know now boys you will see their double standards towards labeling and being labeled don’t answer to these people until they come to your level (for them to rise to it I mean which they wont) and on your terms lets just talk about how ignorant closed minded narcissistic and undeveloped they are they are the definition of privileged attention whores because they are lonely and trash.

      • I’m sorry to have to send this nut I’m a male and I have never thought that way before I don’t mean to be mean but please stop fighting men and women both have done so much together and they have done so for so long violence and hurtful insults are no good in my opinion they are the enemy not men or women and I’ve been raped I know what it can be like

  15. That Jean is a singled minded and stupid idiot who knows we’re not rapist but insists on believing her own lies she’s brings no facts to the table but thinks she’s entitled to belief she is not and her and her stupid friend beryl or whatever that idiots name is they are allowed to bad mouth men but God forbid criticizing them because it’s sexist apparently and is apparent patriarchy. Jean and beryl stop blaming things on patriarchy and get a life this matriarchal era would be the worst imaginable thing to the world all we would see are boudicca’s and terrorists running around.

  16. So I know a girl (no names here) she said that “it’s wrong to hit a woman. Under no circumstance should a man hit a woman. But if a woman mistreats or abuses someone then she is no longer a woman but a beast. And you can pound on a beast all day long.” No I believe the punishment should fit the crime but I like this statement. She also said, “If you hit a man, or a woman, expect them to hit you back.” And I love that statement.
    I want to make a shirt mostly for equality men “I’m not sexist… I’ll hit back.” haven’t done it yet though.

    • I agree or a woman hits they should expect to get hit back the only reason irrational women do is because they know they can get away with and its in your rights to defend yourself and if the police arrest you for hitting a woman because they attacked you that means they are going against their own laws.

  17. Without us men there would be no prestige these women are saying we are evil we ruin the earth and many things like that they do realise by using the internet to post their ridiculous thoughts that they are ruining the earth as well (by continuously having to mine and use harmful fuels fossil fuels). If we really were evil why did they wait to do anything about it up til now and choose to protest now its because they never had will or heart to say anything because they it was and is false all they have done is think they are entitled to an hand out and this has been like this for centuries while men WORK HARD women feel entitled to anything we make and earn (the rich women and the feminazi’s and their murderous god that they look up to of course not reasonable ones they are fine and social and open minded) they implicating we are evil because we are apparently spoilt well not as spoilt as them they have more rights than us and get 66% less time in jail so they can do more crimes after that statistic I am really struggling to understand how women are the good of the world (and how we are privileged over women and evil) when they have done nothing to help the world from the “evil men” but instead they are interested in giving themselves more rights so they can go against the justice they deserve and the moral just procedure of innocent until guilty when you consider the person an innocent suspect but prove with evidence that they are guilty not guilty til proven innocent were you put another’s word before someone else’s and consider allegation evidence without a strand of proof (what you going to with rape accusations when that comes out in the feminazi world are you going to consider the man guilty with no evidence apart from an allegation that’s stupid I don’t understand how that is equal instead its real connotations are evil, unjust, and discriminatory to people to men that is and would be a supremacist world not an equal by a long shot). I’m quoting J on this one feminism is the real terrorism its like its inherited the ideals of Nazi parties and ISIS and other groups who feel their view is the only view.

  18. This teacher India J was teaching her students to do the best they could ever do she told them to say and I quote “feminism is cancer” and them repeat it, it was funny and its true feminism is cancer and be like that forever in my view of things people don’t have to accept it they can believe the lies of feminism not my but the results in that men hate their existence after they are nothing but who legends men and not women and when they become they do it a bad way I suffragettes bombing places, killing people, killing themselves that one thing history will never teach you in school. Its all to protect the image and to cover up what they did so women are capable of evil things as you know just look at the comments.

  19. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? – Barry? – Adam? – Oan you believe this is happening? – I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. – You got lint on your fuzz. – Ow! That’s me! – Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. – Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! – Hey, Adam. – Hey, Barry. – Is that fuzz gel? – A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. – Hi, Barry. – Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. – Hear about Frankie? – Yeah. – You going to the funeral? – No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. – Well, Adam, today we are men. – We are! – Bee-men. – Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. – Wonder what it’ll be like? – A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! – That girl was hot. – She’s my cousin! – She is? – Yes, we’re all cousins. – Right. You’re right. – At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. – What do you think he makes? – Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. – What does that do? – Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. – Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! – Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. – Hey, Jocks! – Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! – I wonder where they were. – I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. – Oouple of Hive Harrys. – Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! – Oh, my! – I never thought I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. – Six miles, huh? – Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it. – Maybe I am. – You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? – Well, there’s a lot of choices. – But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! – Barry, you are so funny sometimes. – I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! – You’re gonna be a stirrer? – No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. – We’re starting work today! – Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… – Is it still available? – Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. – What’d you get? – Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. – You want to go first? – No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. – Any chance of getting the Krelman? – Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? – I’m going out. – Out? Out where? – Out there. – Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. – Look at that. – Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. – Thank you. – OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! – That’s awful. – And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. – Antennae, check. – Nectar pack, check. – Wings, check. – Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let’s move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! – Ever see pollination up close? – No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It’s a little bit of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! – Guys! – This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama’s little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don’t think these are flowers. – Should we tell him? – I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee in the car! – Do something! – I’m driving! – Hi, bee. – He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What’s number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don’t go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say. There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don’t kill him! You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I’m not scared of him. It’s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. – Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? – Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. – You could put carob chips on there. – Bye. – Supposed to be less calories. – Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m sorry. – You’re talking. – Yes, I know. You’re talking! I’m so sorry. No, it’s OK. It’s fine. I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed. Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee! I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised. That was a little weird. – I’m talking with a bee. – Yeah. I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I’m grateful. I’ll leave now. – Wait! How did you learn to do that? – What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. – That’s very funny. – Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? – Like what? I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Ooffee? I don’t want to put you out. It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes. – It’s just coffee. – I hate to impose. – Don’t be ridiculous! – Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? – I shouldn’t. – Have some. – No, I can’t. – Oome on! I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms. – Where? – These stripes don’t help. You look great! I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That’s the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. I know how you feel. – You do? – Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. – Really? – My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it? You’re in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. – Why do girls put rings on their toes? – Why not? – It’s like putting a hat on your knee. – Maybe I’ll try that. – You all right, ma’am? – Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it’s no trouble. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. – Thanks! – Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly work. He’s all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. – Sounds amazing. – It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. – Do they try and kill you, like on TV? – Some of them. But some of them don’t. – How’d you get back? – Poodle. You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. – Well… – Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? – A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! – No, no, no, not a wasp. – Spider? – I’m not attracted to spiders. I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. So who is she? She’s… human. No, no. That’s a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. – Her name’s Vanessa. – Oh, boy. She’s so nice. And she’s a florist! Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist! We’re not dating. You’re flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? – They call it a crumb. – It was so stingin’ stripey! And that’s not what they eat. That’s what falls off what they eat! – You know what a Oinnabon is? – No. It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! – Listen to me! We are not them! We’re us. There’s us and there’s them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! – Thinking bee. – Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He’s in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It’s been three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You’re barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I’m talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I’ll catch up. Don’t be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! – We’re still here. – I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond to yelling! – Then why yell at me? – Because you don’t listen! I’m not listening to this. Sorry, I’ve gotta go. – Where are you going? – I’m meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? Bye. I just hope she’s Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? It’s faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane! You don’t have that? We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. – What is wrong with you?! – It’s a bug. He’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You’ve really got that down to a science. – I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. – I’ll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? – Is he that actor? – I never heard of him. – Why is this here? – For people. We eat it. You don’t have enough food of your own? – Well, yes. – How do you get it? – Bees make it. – I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! – It’s organic. – It’s our-ganic! It’s just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don’t know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it’s on sale?! I’m getting to the bottom of this. I’m getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. – You almost done? – Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I’ll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You’re busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you’ll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier? I don’t understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You’re too late! It’s ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You’re not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I’m going to Tacoma. – And you? – He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! – What is that?! – Oh, no! – A wiper! Triple blade! – Triple blade? Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I’m Oarl Kasell. But don’t kill no more bugs! – Bee! – Moose blood guy!! – You hear something? – Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours. – Bees hang tight. – We’re all jammed in. It’s a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. – What if you get in trouble? – You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you’re out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood’s about to leave the building! So long, bee! – Hey, guys! – Mooseblood! I knew I’d catch y’all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee’s got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. – Oheck out the new smoker. – Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. “They make the honey, and we make the money”? Oh, my! What’s going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn’t last too long. Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes! That’s a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There’s hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That’s a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He’s been talking to humans. – What? – Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. – You wish you could. – Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it’s true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! – That would hurt. – No. Up the nose? That’s a killer. There’s only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive’s only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. – Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble. – And I’m Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we’ll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, “I’m a kid from the hive. I can’t do this”? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It’s a common name. Next week… He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… Next week… Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ’em. Bear Week next week! They’re scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. Honey, her backhand’s a joke! I’m not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. – Is that that same bee? – Yes, it is! I’m helping him sue the human race. – Hello. – Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go ’cause we’re really busy working. But it’s our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. – Frosting… – How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you’re three. And artificial flowers. – Oh, those just get me psychotic! – Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. – This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal. – I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty! It’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It’s pretty big, isn’t it? I can’t believe how many humans don’t work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. – What’s the matter? – I don’t know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn’t the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson… you’re representing all the bees of the world? I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we’re ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man’s divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. Honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us ’cause we’re the little guys! I’m hoping that, after this is all over, you’ll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he’d dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don’t imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? – No. – I couldn’t hear you. – No. – No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They’re very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How’d you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that’s enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. – Where have I heard it before? – I was with a band called The Police. But you’ve never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven’t. No, you haven’t. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I’m feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That’s not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that’s ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn’t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! – Order in this court! – You’re all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! – Say it! – Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury’s on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I’m a florist. Right. Well, here’s to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. – Ken! – Hello. I didn’t think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but… the battery. I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There’s a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. The ball’s a little grabby. That’s where I usually sit. Right… there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn’t really a special skill. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I’m going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. – What’s that? – Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I’m wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I’ve got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! – You’re bluffing. – Am I? Surf’s up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! We need to talk! He’s just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night… My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I’m sorry about all that. I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn’t overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he’s considered one of the best lawyers… Yeah. Layton, you’ve gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it’s gonna be all over. Don’t worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. – You got the tweezers? – Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We’re friends. – Good friends? – Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute… Are you her little… …bedbug? I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn’t your queen give birth to all the bee children? – Yeah, but… – So those aren’t your real parents! – Oh, Barry… – Yes, they are! Hold me back! You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you, Benson? He’s denouncing bees! Don’t y’all date your cousins? – Objection! – I’m going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Oh, I’m hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can’t treat them like equals! They’re striped savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! – Adam, stay with me. – I can’t feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. – Hey, buddy. – Hey. – Is there much pain? – Yeah. I… I blew the whole case, didn’t I? It doesn’t matter. What matters is you’re alive. You could have died. I’d be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can’t explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don’t know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? – Why? – The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. That’s it! That’s our case! It is? It’s not over? Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don’t make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about… Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. But you can’t! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It’s a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? – What are we gonna do? – He’s playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I’m OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You’ll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. – What if Montgomery’s right? – What do you mean? We’ve been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We’re all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He’ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames… But it’s just a prance-about stage name! …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan’t breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there’s gallons more coming! – I think we need to shut down! – Shut down? We’ve never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We’re shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What’s going on? Where is everybody? – Are they out celebrating? – They’re home. They don’t know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now… Now I can’t. I don’t understand why they’re not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing. Honey really changes people. You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? – What did you want to show me? – This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They’re all wilting. Doesn’t look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I’m gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn’t think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It’s notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That’s our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course… The human species? So if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? – I’ll sting you, you step on me. – Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They’ve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? – Roses are flowers! – Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That’s why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I’ve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I’ve made it worse. Actually, it’s completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it’s greater than my previous ideas combined. I don’t want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. – Bees. – Park. – Pollen! – Flowers. – Repollination! – Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It’s real. Sorry, ma’am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. – Where should I sit? – What are you? – I believe I’m the pea. – The pea? It goes under the mattresses. – Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. – I’m getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let’s see what this baby’ll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there’s no stopping us. Stop! Security. – You and your insect pack your float? – Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? – Remove your stinger. – It’s part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It’s got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we’ll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I’m in a real situation. – What’d you say, Hal? – Nothing. Bee! Don’t freak out! My entire species… What are you doing? – Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! – Who’s an attorney? Don’t move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One’s bald, one’s in a boat, they’re both unconscious! – Is that another bee joke? – No! No one’s flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What’s your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. Where’s the pilot? He’s unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. – Who’s that? – Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. I can’t fly a plane. – Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? – Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We’re headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory… That’s Barry! …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There’s a bee on that plane. I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They’ve done enough damage. But isn’t he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small… Haven’t we heard this a million times? “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.” – Get this on the air! – Got it. – Stand by. – We’re going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to working together. That’s the bee way! We’re not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. – Black and yellow! – Hello! Left, right, down, hover. – Hover? – Forget hover. This isn’t so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. – That may have been helping me. – And now we’re not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let’s get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I’d do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don’t have to yell. I’m not yelling! We’re in a lot of trouble. It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! I can’t do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – Hold it! – Why? Oome on, it’s my turn. How is the plane flying? I don’t know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. – Black and yellow. – Hello. All right, let’s drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can’t see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. – Thinking bee. – Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. – What? – I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! – What in the world is on the tarmac? – Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! – Vanessa, aim for the flower. – OK. Out the engines. We’re going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! – Not that flower! The other one! – Which one? – That flower. – I’m aiming at the flower! That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. – This is insane, Barry! – This’s the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! – Yes. No high-five! – Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! – Thank you. – But we’re not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we’re gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We’re bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You’ve earned this. Yeah! I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That’s our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now’s the time. I got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! Here’s your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I’m sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I’m late. He’s a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can’t get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You’re a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who’s next? All right, scramble, jocks! It’s time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. – When will this nightmare end?! – Let it all go. – Beautiful day to fly. – Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. – Thinking bee! – Me? Hold it. Let’s just stop for a second. Hold it. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I’m not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. Special thanks to SergeiK.
  20. Alright well I have a confession to make, I believe all women are rapists and psychopaths. You see women are trained from birth to natural hate men because men have to prove their worth to them. A women can rape a man and not have it not be considered rape because of “power” despite the fact that women only use men for their income, bodies and status. Women have no true compassion or understanding because they only care about dismantling the gender roles that somewhat hold them accountable. Women are obssesed with rape to the point that they commit more secret rapes them men. All women feel entitled to the idea of men being inferior due to their natural psychopathic tendencies. Lesbian Women are the worst because they also happen to rape and torment other women for not being “real lesbian” I firmly believe that we should lock every women up since they are a danger to men, children, and other women.

    Now that sounded like bullshit right? Well this is what “Antimen” bullshit sounds like and why this Misandric mentality is not only idiotic but also Misogynistic because it basically doesn’t put women as realistic people with agency instead just puts them as “goddssss” nesflash wome also commit evil rape and other evils. Doing so is denying womenkind to be human. Women are good and evil, that’s how ask view people. Men are good and evil.

  21. Feminism has always been a lie ever since it hit the 21st century it’s been turning against its dictionary definition feminist like to spam to defend themselves but have not done the right thing that could put them in a good light criticize the extremists in their movement, but they don’t they leave it in the air hoping it will go while saying “well I don’t think men are evil all feminism represents is equality for men and women” that’s the thing I see everywhere every time and not them saying “they are not one of us we don’t agree with them” and apologize for the things they have said and separate themselves away but they don’t they excuse them with the equality nonsense instead of criticizing them. That shows their true nature and purpose in this time female supremacy and that’s all they want. There is video evidence of this anyway and evidence here well they have no evidence to even suggest all men are rapist or all men are evil they have nothing. Majority of feminism is really bad you got some reasonable women that call out feminist bull crap for what it really is and not trying to sugar coat these people’s action or even excuse their actions and what they say. Some men are evil that’s true but its completely stupid and naive to think one group of people is full of good (women) when time suggest they have done evil things as well and continue to do them its complete exclusion of known wrongs that group have done (women) but attack us when you have done wrongs yourself which is hypocrisy to its finest and stupidity because they know themselves better liars than a man (N, jean and others) because they deceive themselves they know they can say this they are compulsive and disgusting to the core and in knowing they have done things wrong and knowing they can be evil and knowing they are evil with their comments but some how they think they are good and can’t be hypocritical this privilege they have to say hate when nothing bad has happened to them they are just the typical deluded masandric feminist foot soldier that listens and preaches sole heartedly lies which their own underdeveloped minds believe they even know their own kind did something evil to them (mothers) and want to prove they are not evil that a man made their mothers abuse them (pointless thing to try and prove you’ve already failed) well that’s my theory but it all boils down to parenting and how good they were which in this case their parents were very bad (mothers) single at that.

  22. This is fucking retarded. Kys. All men are judged by u triggered feminists and that is sexist to say of u u hypocritical scum

  23. I think it’s safe to say that the author and the idiotic followers are suffering from a classic case of DVS (dusty vagina syndrome).

  24. Ok I’m a man ok a man and get this I have and would not do that and also guses what I’ve been raped as a kid so don’t insult all over the acts of some

    Also to those who do think those things they can’t help it I’m sure some women think like that it doesn’t mean they will rape you

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